yes babe u look so sexy and manly in the catboy maid dress now bend over
"Communication is key"
Me trying to communicate:
*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
nothing wrong with me
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
we all heard about tumblr blaze and expected shitposts and fandom drama. maybe a scam or two. we forgot about the most desperate group of all, tradwife catholic conservatives who are for some inexplicable reason trying to build a platform on a website made up of 90% gay people.
*covered in mold, fused into the wall, coughing up spores* there is no greater honor than to assist in the proliferation of the mycelium network
Lesbian moving service that
Sorry I got so horny thinking about strong women I passed out for a sec
REAL
because all the quizzes i’ve seen were restricted to only men or women, here’s the bisexual friendly, very judgmental uquiz you’ve all been waiting for; pick some people and i’ll tell you what i think about your taste AND i’ll give you a colour palette
im pro children having privacy but if you think parents should give kids unrestricted internet access...its not 1999. in 2022 thats legitimately neglectful. do you know how many kids are out here like. watching gore and porn. its not normal or healthy. its traumatic.
Using parental controls to block sites and seeing what websites your 13yo goes to- legit.
Using apps that monitor every text conversation your 17yo has with their friends- fucking invasive and creepy